So, I put up a few new profiles in the past few weeks in the hopes of getting some new online contacts. However, I am not interested in sex or LTRs (as I am currently taken), but rather offering my "webcam services" to make some extra cash. I have contemplated doing this for a while, and a few friends of mine kept pushing me to try to do it, so i said "hey WHY NOT?" I could use the extra cash anyways.
So I put up a profile on a site called DudesNude, which is pretty much the premiere site for fags looking to hook up, either online or in person. I got about 225 messages the first week, which was pretty overwhelming. SO, I decided to post some of the greatest messages (or rather, series of messages) I have gotten from this site, for your enjoyment:
First up is a guy called MEGALOADS
amazing cock pics, you are handsome too. I sense you are totally into your cock and it's size and power... you can have amazing results with your cock... would love to show you what it's true potential is to get what you want.. there is no limit to it.
I am talking about unlimited power, and money because of it.. I am very serious. A cock like yours has power, you have to think on a much bigger scale. Get back to me and let me know where you are.. send some pics if you can so I have them.. but I am very serious about this.. there is no limit to the power you can have if you really are focused on it and if you want it.. A cock like yours can control many and get you anything you want. I am scott.
So I message him back and say essentially "I am interested in webcamming for money, but I am not really interested in prostituting myself for older rich homos"
so, I get another email back:
I am talking about the POWER of your cock, through it's size, having others worship it and pay tribute to it and doing things for you, just because of it's size.. Size is power... do you relate to that? is that of interest to you.. you have to be focused on the power of your cock? I can make it so that it is like a cult, based on the size and power of your cock, others that would serve it and do anything for it.. 323 XXX-XXXX is my home number if you want more information.. but you have to really be into it yourself, because it has a lot to do with how important your cock is to you, it will reflect to others and that is what will make them want to serve you and it.
So, this entry is to formally introduce to you (alliterative) Cult of Curiouselliot's Cock. Yearly membership fee is $499.95, payments can be made through Paypal, check, or money order (sorry, no C.O.D.'s).
Now, the icing on the cake, is the picture of this DUDE. He looks like a rejected member of the Village People.
I could make a million sarcastic comments about this guy and his message, but I don't think I could actually top the content of what I am commenting upon.