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[15 Jun 2007|02:28pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

WHOOO-WEE It's been a long time since I logged into this thing.

Here's what's new:
- I am now a Domestic Partner. Thus, I am double covered for Health Insurance! NO, I am not going to get civilly united even though NJ just legalized it.

- I have started eating in a manner attuned to the research of the great Weston A. Price (www.westonaprice.org) This is a guy who studied indigenous tribes from around the world and found that those eating in a way consistent to their ancestry were thriving and had perfect teeth/bone structure even though they did not perform any sort of daily dental care. I am going to buy raw milk in Pennsylvania this Saturday (because it's ILLEGAL to sell it in NJ!)

- I have grown a second tail

- I have found out that my parents were robots built by Frank Stallone to spy on me. Luckily, I found this out and destroyed their mainframe CPUs before they could transmit the data back to Frank. Phew!

- I have been making some films with my friend Yoshi, and they are posted online somwhere but I have no idea where.

- I have accepted Richard Simmons as my personal lord and savior.

- I am excited about the NYC pride parade which is occuring a week from Sunday.

- I have become one with the universe.

- I can't think of anything else.

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[07 May 2006|02:50pm]
[ mood | horny ]

HELLO BOYS!

This week we have a real find in the "Middle-Aged Bisexual Men Who Have No Sense of How Absolutely Ridiculous and Creepy They Act/Look" Department!

Meet Dan Reddy (a.k.a. BEACHLOVER)


Above is the first attached pic in Dan's introductory email to me, which begins:

"Man that is a good looking cock you got! I really like the pic of you soft
sitting in the chair with that moster laying there! And that handful semi
hard is really sexy too. The shots with two hands and room for a third, man
wish it was my hand! Or my mouth! You got one of the pretties cock's I've
seen, very nice. I'd love to suck every drop out of it! I'd really like to
feel one of your loads spraying all over me!"


which in turn inspired me to write a quick haiku:

one thing about Dan
he is not a subtle man
is he a robot?

Probably not, since he wouldn't want my semen shorting his circuitry.

"I love trading hot stories and pics - love to correspond with you. I like to
write about my TRUE experiences. I'm bisexual, have a regular girlfriend,
but I live alone. She just comes here for the weekends to get laid and
party, and go to the beach with me. I'm a nudist, and NEVER wear clothes at
home, I pretty much strip as soon as I walk in the door. I like being nude!
I have a nice deck with a privacy fence around it and enjoy nude sunbathing,
and having sex out there. I've got me a girl that loves to fuck, and that is
great, sometimes it isn't easy to find a woman with a high sex drive. But
she is not really into oral sex, and I love eating pussy and having my cock
sucked. When she does it, she does a good job, she sucks me off and
swallows, but just not enough of it. So, I have a couple buddies I get with
for regular sex and we suck each other off."


It is obvious, at this point, that Dan wrote this e-mail assuming that I would be interested in hearing his ENTIRE FUCKING sexual history; and the above writing richly evokes a surfeit of sexual images of Mr. Dan. which are eternally burned into my neural structure. Moreover, who WOULDN'T want to spend their precious time picturing the various sexual escapades of this OBVIOUSLY fun-loving easy-going-guy-who-spends-his-time-leisurely-walking-around-nude-or-with-his-foot-on-his-backyard-fence-sporting-a-tiny-boner



the messsage concludes:

I am divorced, and have been experimenting with my desires to be with guys.
I have had a few encounters before, but now I know what I like and I just go
out and get it. Guys are easier, less baggage than women. Guys just want to
get their nuts off and go about their business. I like that. I have a buddy
that I was with Sunday, he called, I went over, we made out, sucked each
other's cocks, got our nuts off, and got dressed, and I came home and
chilled out. Cool, I'm fine with that! I like mastrubation, but I'll take a
blow job over that anytime! I've done plenty jacking off!

I'm the type you'd never know I was into cock, I'm pretty macho -I like
fishing, boating, jet-skiing, auto racing, I have a 1972 Corvette, you know
- the guy stuff. But, I do seem to get awfully hard when I am on my knees
sucking a guy's dick!


Yep, that's right folks. Dan enjoys gay sex AND (believe it or not) he also likes masturbating! As you could guess, when I read that I was all like "OMG!!!" Dan and I have SO MUCH in common!

If I am lucky and Dan and I "hit it off" we may be able to hang out, go jet-skiing together, cruise around in his 1972 'Vette (makin' all the ladies jealous), then jerk off with one hand on his fence while wearing a dorky hat and making a silly "fervently passionate" face next to a potted plant in his backyard!




Sorry guys, this is making me all hot and bothered.....i gotta go masturbate to these pictures like NOW!
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POWER AND MONEY CAN BE YOURS! ACT NOW, DON'T DELAY! [26 Feb 2006|01:57pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

So, I put up a few new profiles in the past few weeks in the hopes of getting some new online contacts. However, I am not interested in sex or LTRs (as I am currently taken), but rather offering my "webcam services" to make some extra cash. I have contemplated doing this for a while, and a few friends of mine kept pushing me to try to do it, so i said "hey WHY NOT?" I could use the extra cash anyways.

So I put up a profile on a site called DudesNude, which is pretty much the premiere site for fags looking to hook up, either online or in person. I got about 225 messages the first week, which was pretty overwhelming. SO, I decided to post some of the greatest messages (or rather, series of messages) I have gotten from this site, for your enjoyment:

First up is a guy called MEGALOADS

Buddy,
amazing cock pics, you are handsome too. I sense you are totally into your cock and it's size and power... you can have amazing results with your cock... would love to show you what it's true potential is to get what you want.. there is no limit to it.
I am talking about unlimited power, and money because of it.. I am very serious. A cock like yours has power, you have to think on a much bigger scale. Get back to me and let me know where you are.. send some pics if you can so I have them.. but I am very serious about this.. there is no limit to the power you can have if you really are focused on it and if you want it.. A cock like yours can control many and get you anything you want. I am scott.


So I message him back and say essentially "I am interested in webcamming for money, but I am not really interested in prostituting myself for older rich homos"

so, I get another email back:

I am talking about the POWER of your cock, through it's size, having others worship it and pay tribute to it and doing things for you, just because of it's size.. Size is power... do you relate to that? is that of interest to you.. you have to be focused on the power of your cock? I can make it so that it is like a cult, based on the size and power of your cock, others that would serve it and do anything for it.. 323 XXX-XXXX is my home number if you want more information.. but you have to really be into it yourself, because it has a lot to do with how important your cock is to you, it will reflect to others and that is what will make them want to serve you and it.

So, this entry is to formally introduce to you (alliterative) Cult of Curiouselliot's Cock. Yearly membership fee is $499.95, payments can be made through Paypal, check, or money order (sorry, no C.O.D.'s).

Now, the icing on the cake, is the picture of this DUDE. He looks like a rejected member of the Village People.



I could make a million sarcastic comments about this guy and his message, but I don't think I could actually top the content of what I am commenting upon.
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OMG HOW R U GUYS! [20 Feb 2006|11:06am]
[ mood | chipper ]

Alright

I am just going to write in this as if I have been doing so every week for the past year, because I have no real explanation for my absence.

In my last post, I talked about a co-worker of mine who was/is a mighty butt pirate. Actually, he is very reserved and reticent, so butt pirate wouldn't be a good slang word to describe him....he is more like a butt burglar. Anyways, at one point when I was still new in the company I noticed a sort of 'in-group' being formed with my data entry co-workers of which I was not a part of. It consisted of mainly the middle-aged balding fat men at work who flirt with the girls and think they are studs. Little do they know that their little friend, who they have taken in as "one of the guys" is a BUTT BURGLAR. About half the time I would walk by butt burglar boy, I noticed he would look at me....but not always at my face. So one day, bored as I was, I decided to get a semi hard on every time I walk by this guy, just to fuck with him. Once I do that the looks go up from 50% of the time to about 92%, along with double and triple takes. It amused me, and reinforced my assertion of his butt burgling history.

Next post I will talk about my new plan to make money digitally selling my body!

SUPRISE

I AM A MOTHER FUCKING ROBOT

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I AM A TORTURED ARTIST [23 Jul 2005|02:30pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

Everytime I scan through my friends page, I think about how I should be writing in my journal. Thus, my relationship to Livejournal reflects my relationship to most any creative endeavors at this point in my life. Lots of aspiration, but little action. This is because I have turned the idea of inaction into an addiction. The idea of taking something up, of starting something new can be inherently exciting, but it is also stressful. So I choose nothing much in the same way a drug addict chooses dope. It's relieving, calming, but at the end of the day it leaves you feeling kind of empty. Many people kill their potential (or themselves) by becoming preoccupied with the futility of life, and I recognize it's important not to fall prey to.
Reading this you may get the impression that I am consumed with some sort of existential crisis, but that's not really true. Literally everything in my life is coming together very nicely, but there is some angst I experience on a daily basis regarding my choice to not exploit any of my talent or potential, for the sake of feeling less stress. I know that I should be a writer....not a psychologist, a neuroscientist, or a porn star. However, the process is often painstaking for me because the bar I set is probably way too high. If I have done something I am proud of, everything thereafter must meet or exceed it's quality. I realize this is a common problem. I guess I am trying to figure out when to be self-critical and when to just not give a shit.


In lighter news, i have been watching the fourth season of Oz, and man, I think the show has just about jumped the shark. Some things about his season that bother me:

1 - They decide to give prisoners the option to participate in a drug study which would age them many times faster than the body normally ages, enabling them to serve multiple decade sentences in a few years I could expound for a few sentences about how silly the concept is, but I'll just say: for a show that wears it's "gritty realism" on it's sleeve as a badge of honor, well, this story arch is abso-friggin-lutely ridiculous on every level.

2 - Chinese illegal immigrants get caught from a sinking boat, and they stay in Oz while it is determined when/if they will be deported. Whoever thought it was a good idea to put a bunch of nonviolent foreigners in the middle of one a prison in which someone gets killed every week should be brutally sodomized.

3 - How on earth could this prison stay open with the aforementioned persons being murdered every week?

On the plus side, there are a lot of cock shots this season. The guys on Oz are uncannily well endowed as well. There is this one prisoner, Robeson (one of the neo-nazis and Schillinger's right-hand man) who got thrown in the hole and looked like he had a foot long penis. However, turns out they gave him a penile prosthesis. Apparently they needed to provide a phallic aesthetic consistent with a person who had the tip of their cock bit off (which happened to him in an earlier season at the hands of Beecher).

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[28 Apr 2005|01:36pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

I meant to make a post on, or around my birthday a few weeks ago (on April 11th) but somehow it slipped my mind. I always "intend" to write in here more, but it never happens that way, does it?

Since last posting here, I moved to New Brunswick (the town where Rutgers University is in) again. This time, however, I am living with my boyfriend (rather than alone). SO far things are going quite well and I am happy to have my own place again. We are living on the first floor of a house and there is a huge backyard. In fact , I am going to go take pics of the place right now with my PalmPilot and post them in my next post.

We also had a dinner party last Saturday for which I prepared everything....the menu consisted of stuffed flank steak, roasted vegetables, and roasted potatoes. Everything went very well. When I was young I could never underastand how my mother could be exhausted from having people over and making dinner....to me it was all fun. Now, I understand, and I was totally mentally exhausted by the night's end.

Gee, this post is pretty fucking boring, isn't it?


The neighborhood we live in is pretty wacky. The other day my boyfriend was leaving the house and a crazy crack whore opened his car door when he was stopped at the corner near our house, and jumped into the car. She acted like they knew each other and she wanted to "hang out" (and also borrow money for crack). Needless to say, he did not comply and she quickly left.

I also bought a projector so I can watch moviess and play games on the wall and it's about 96" diagonal
Watching porn on it is amazing! You can see cocks that are bigger than your entire body.

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[09 Mar 2005|11:30am]
[ mood | chipper ]

HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

I figured it's time to write an update since it has been approximately 4.3 billion hours since my last update. Perhaps because things are going very well with me.

I got myself another Playstation 2 the other week....this time it's the slimline version, it's so small! So my addiction for the time being will be video games, though I am trying to limit my purchases, unlike last time when I would buy games and not even open them. Right now I am into the new Metal Gear and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer game. In fact, playing the PS2 reminded me of how, at one time, I really wanted to get a career in the video game industry, and I think i still would. Though, i am sure it is tough to break into since video gaming is more popular now than ever.

Moreover, I have started seeing a boy who I really like. He has pretty stayed at my house every night for the past month...and I am not getting tired of it as I normally think I would. It is a very lax and low-stress relationship….nothing overbearing and no jealousy. Furthermore, our problems of penetrative impasse have resolved nicely as well.

Lastly, I am down to about 1.5mg of Suboxone, so I should be tapered off of it hopefully by summertime. I also have gained some weight back as a result, and am gonna look damn good in my Speedos on the beach this summer.*

I am also looking for a job, so if anyone in the tri-state area wants to hire me or give me large amounts of money to do very little, contact me immediately. I am proficient in all office computer and bookkeeping skills, and also in gun repair.



I apologize if this entry is a bit boring…..I didn’t take my funny pills today. I intend to update this more often, and maybe this time I actually will.

* Note: This is a complete lie. I would never wear Speedos on the beach. Or ANYWHERE.

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[31 Dec 2004|06:57pm]
[ mood | naughty ]

I just got this in my Inbox and I finally recovered from reading it. The latest message from Manhunt:

how are you! i am very talent bttm love to get fuck!! and am very clean neg
masculine latin I LIVE ALONE OR TRAVEL!! VERY TALENT SUCKER DEEP AND
NICE!!



That's all I have.

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[12 Oct 2004|12:35pm]
I wrote an extremely long entry yesterday which was completely lost since I got an error when attempting to post it. So, I will try again today.

Some of you may have noticed I have been completely missing the past two weeks. Many of you also know I have been on a maintenance drug (called Suboxone) for the past year and a half which is a narcotic similiar in it's use to Methadone, except it's prescribed like any other medication and not dispensed daily at a clinic on an outpatient basis.

So, I decided to go into an inpatient detox to get off the drug. I went to a branch of the Pride Institute in Summit, NJ. Pride Institute is a rehab/detox center for the GLBT community...it's the same place Augusten Burroughs writes about going to in his book "Dry", except he went to the much bigger location in Minnesota. The patients at Pride were pretty much all men, and the primary drugs of choice seemed to be either crystal meth (surprise, surprise) in the younger guys and good 'ol reliable alcohol in the older ones. Also, about half the guys I befriended there were HIV+, which was kind of sad but also sobering in of itself, and gave me a new found appreciation for my (relatively) good health.

So, the 15 days I was there managed to be some of the greatest and absolute most horrific experiences of my life. The doctors and counselors forming my treatment plan come from the AA/NA 12-step abstinence-is-the-only-way no pain, no gain school of thought regarding addiction recovery. SO they attempted to taper me off of this drug Suboxone over the period of a little under a a week. After taking my last dose, I went through a gradually intensifying acute withdrawal which caused me to be awake for 6 DAYS in a row with, I kid you not, not even one minute of sleep. By the sixth day up I was starting to have visual and auditory hallucinations, had absolutely no energy yet was incredibly restless and couldn't lie down without tensing or moving, I started vomiting everything and couldn't even keep down water and started vomiting with blood, and I had lost nearly 20 pounds by that sixth day. So the doctor who covers on the weekends came in to see me on that sixth day and immediately put me back on the Suboxone, he said the taper was way too fast and completely ridiculous and unacceptable. I eventually slept again for an hour that night, and more the next night and gained a few pounds back before I left. There was a huge problem though on Monday when the regular people returned as they were immensely pissed I had been put back on the drug. I was just happy to feel normal again and to have had a doctor treat me that actually knew his stuff. Turns out a few months back a similar thing happened when they tried to taper someone off Klonopin in a week, and the guy started seizing and had to be put back on the drug.

Anyways, I am now taking one quarter of what I formerly took daily (4mg/day as opposed to 16 mg before I went to detox), and the whole experience and sense of community and the people I met are some of the strongest relationships I have ever formed so quickly, which I guess is a phenomena that is bound to occur when getting so many gay people together with similar problems.

My PC isn't working, so this is all being written at the library....I don't know when it will be fixed or if I will get a new one, so I will be online sporadically for the next few weeks. If anyone wants to talk to ensure I am still alive you can call me 732-768-2794.
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[17 Sep 2004|09:15pm]
I am just posting this quickly to let you know that I am alive. I have much to tell, and I will update soon. Sorry for being so non-present lately on LJ and IM, but some shit has gone down. Talk to you all soon. .

LOVE,
Jared

edit: I have some g-mail accounts invitations on queue, if any of my friends want one, just let me know
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I AM A ROBOT [16 Jul 2004|11:00am]
[ mood | awake ]

I registered for my classes last night at Rutgers. For those of you who don't know, I am transferring from NYU to Rutgers, and while I would vastly prefer living in Manhattan, going to classes with the pretentious art fags and getting propositioned on the street, I decided against it mainly because it would cost the same for one year at NYU as it would to get my Ph.D. at Rutgers. Luckily, practically all my credits transferred, and I was asked to join the ASCENT program for transfer students who excel academically. I AM FUCKING AMAZING.

In other news, I decided to put up a Manhunt profile, just to see what sort of response it would get. SO, I got like 50 messages on the first day, some of which were from hot (local) guys. Among all these responses were these messages (in their entirety) such as:

"I want to suck the fucking hell out of ur cock man"

"dude i want to suck ur cum"

"dude i want to suck ur big cock so bad"

"dude u have HOT cock...def want it inside me..sup "

As you can see, these boys are seriously lacking in originality. I particularly like how the last one waits until he states his primal carnal purpose of contacting me before he actually makes his greeting. The boy knows what he wants.

My favorite one so far is:

"VERY hungry bttm here! I'm iso of HUNG tpps to come over and pound my STARVING hole!!"

He gets major points for anthropomorphizing his asshole. His asshole is totally and utterly famished. It's hard to pull that off and still be taken seriously.


More importantly, however, I got 3 offers to appear in pornographic films. GAY pornographic films! One was from Cobra Video. A lot of the boys on the site are fucking hot, and a few aren't. I need money, but I am not sure I would want a video record of me pounding some twink's starving hole for the rest of my life for just a few thousand bucks.

Lastly, I haven't in years been as excited about a new album coming out as I am about the new album from The Hives "Tyrannosaurus Hives". The new single is pretty amazing and actually is very reminiscent of Devo; I can tell they have progressed quite a bit since their last release



Pelle is a sexy bitch.
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Getting My Money's Worth [06 Jul 2004|09:34pm]
[ mood | tired ]

I have had a paid account with LJ for over half a year now, and I decided it's about time I take advantage of some of the features. So, I taught myself how to make a poll titled:

"Which Straight Guy Should I Fuck?"


All of the following contestants are real straight guys who contacted me through one of my online profiles in the past month and a half. There are explicit pictures and descriptions behind the cut
and onto the poll...Collapse )
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[27 Jun 2004|05:17pm]
[ mood | blah ]

We are having a reception at my house today because my grandfather died last week. I wasn't close to him, nor had I seen him on a regular basis since I was about 10, but it's still a bitch. Anyways

I have been thinking about taking a break from the Internet for a while. At least the social aspects of it. Lately I have been rather unmotivated to be social. Interacting online hasn't given me much pleasure lately, as opposed to 6 months ago when I found it highly enjoyable. Consequently, I find myself too often blowing people off, ignoring them, or just being flat out boring. Ever since I stopped using drugs, I have found that I tend to replace it with other things I focus on in a similarly addictive manner, and socializing online is one of those things. So I guess my online fraternizing is analagous to months of binging and carousing on a drug, and now the effect is starting to wear off. So, I figure the obvious solution is to take a break, and moderate.

I might not actually do it; it's just something I've been contemplating


and now:

BIONIC KITTY TRADING CARDS!!!!
COLLECT ALL 17!!


Name: Tyler Too
Nickname: Ty-Ty, Poopy
Special Power: Laser Eyes
Favorite Song: Anything by Frank Stallone
Favortie Movie: Butt Boys From The Moon
Life Goal: To destroy Chicago
Celebrity he'd most like to meet: Frank Stallone (as a robot)


Name: Tippy Canoe
Nickname: Tip, Tipsky
Special Power: Ass Blaster
Favorite Group: Ace of Base
Favorite Movie: Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Celebrity She'd Most like to Meet: Tony Robbins

(yes, those are my kittys)
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HAPPY TIME AGAIN! [01 Jun 2004|07:41pm]
[ mood | high ]

First news is: NEW LIVEJOURNAL LAYOUT!!!

And a new blend on top

If you are viewing this on your friends page, you need to click on my name and check out the fabulousness of it all. I must give many thanks to greatattis for helping me with all of this, and for creating the graphics. He made one out of pictures of my cock, but I figured it would be a little too inappropriate and narcissistic to put up.

An interesting thing happened yesterday....said friend IM'ed me and said he saw a thread about me on a forum from a non-LJ site. First, they were just talking about my posting in cock talk . Then, someone claimed to have a friend who said I was in the NY, LongIslandM4MNOW chatrooms on AOL all day, every day, looking for hookups, and that I was likely riddled with diseases. This struck me as particularly funny since I live in NJ and have never heard of said chatroom before in my life, much less gone into it. In fact, I never go into chatrooms. So, there is probably somebody out there pretending to be me in an AOL chat room. I always wondered about the people who use fake pics in hookup chats or sites; when they actually do arrange meetings with people, how do they explain the fact that they have a completely different face and a 4-inch cock? It must take some big balls, and an even bigger ego, to think that whomever is meeting you will look past the deception and lack of attractiveness and still like you for you.

Anyways, you can see the aforementioned thread right here. Such slanderous talk is the risk you take when you become a rockstar (or is it cockstar?) like me. It's a tough, tough life! I decided to set the record straight, and apologies were received, so at least this whole brouhaha was just an honest mistake rather than a maliceful attack by someone who intensely dislikes me.

BY THE WAY, if anybody happens to see an on or off-site discussion of me (or my cock), someone using my pics for unsavory purposes, or even a reference to me, I would love to know about it. You can leave a comment here or e-mail me at curiouselliot@hotmail.com I will reward you handsomely with jewels and lovely treasure chests.

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[18 May 2004|03:36pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Hey everybody,


In happier news, I hooked up with this hot guy I met through Adult Friend Finder (www.aff.com). It gets better.....he was a straight guy! He was totally breathing heavy like he was in a trance, when I was making out with him. He was good at giving head, considering he never gave it before. His body was tight.....it was hot and amazing. I think eventually he will want me to fuck him....I think he is really gay deep down, even though he has a girlfriend.

Here is a pic of his body:Collapse )

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[04 May 2004|10:21pm]


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HAPPY TIME! [02 May 2004|10:07pm]
[ mood | high ]

First off, I would like to thank 2 people.

Firstly, I must thank wadeinthewater for making me my awesome new default icon which follow:




Pretty sassy, huh? I hope it gave you all raging hard-ons.

Secondish, I would like to thank popbitch for copying for me the impossible to find LP "Big League Fantasy Camp" from Moth and a 3 song demo from them as well. I am forever in your debt. Thanks.

Lastly, I would like to thank (almost) all my LJ friends for being awesome all the time, and what not. I would name your names, but I don't play favorites. Well, actually, I do, but let's pretend like I don't. Daddy loves you all equally!
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[11 Apr 2004|11:41pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Today is my birthday. I am now 23 years old. It's tough getting this old.

I got this :

my new stereo </a>

from my parents. I am in love with it, it's beautiful, it plays mp3s, and isn't too expensive.


Now, I know you are all asking yourselves "How can I recognize and/or send large amounts of money to Jared for his birthday?" The answer is: just e-mail me and I'll give you my address.
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[16 Mar 2004|09:20pm]
[ mood | complacent ]

I can think of what to write, so here is a movie review of sorts.

I recently purchased a video from Strand Releasing, "No Skin Off My Ass" written and directed by Bruce LaBruce (released 1994).



Bruce LaBruce is one of the biggest names in New Queer Cinema (whatever that is). He is pretty hot, as you can see.



No Skin Off My Ass is Bruce LaBruce's modern re-telling of Robert Altman's "That Cold Day In The Park". The movie features Bruce as "the hairdresser" and Klaus Von Brucker as "the skinhead". Klaus is incredibly hot.....very sodomizable. Not only do you get to see his beautiful face for the whole film, but you also are treated to a profusion of sex scenes betweent he two. The difference here is that they are hardcore sex scenes, like you would find in a porno. There is also a bit of S&M in the film, and peanut butter. The entire movie is shot on grainy black & white Super 8, with vocal narration and conversations dubbed over the film.

So you get the best of both worlds, an underground indie flick interspersed with real hot gay sex. The movie inself is fairly interesting, but it's worth the viewing to see the sweet nubile body of the skinhead doing naughty naughty things



also here's some quick reviews:
Butt Boys from the Moon - 3 1/2 stars
Ernest Goes To The High-Colonic Center - 4 stars
Hairy Butt-Love: The Wild World of Goat Raping - 5 stars
John Mayer: Live, Uncensored, and Incredibly Gay - 20 stars
Schindler's List - 1/2 star
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